Bell-less in a world of frowns

I'm missing my cap'n bells. Yes, dear Elbahn, you heard that right. Little me is currently completely hat-less and bell-less, ever since sweet Martha got hold of the lot for patching all the holes. Meanwhile I even wear a skirt, and a shirt Martha borrowed me. Noone recognizes me in this! You could say that I'm travelling icognito even. I'm an undercover Jester. Yessirree.